Divine Duties Enthusiast Gifts

God and Other Odd Jobs

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

"You're being sued for cause."

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

Angel

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

'if the election were being held today, how would you waste your vote?'

"It's become a love/hate relationship."

'You don't want to see the sausage being made.'

'You can't win -- If you didn't vote, you can't complain, and if you did vote, you sanctioned all this!'

Kinda Fun

'Any chance of a plea bargain?'

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

Vote here

"I don't have a smidgen of 'Authenticity' but I will get some if it will make you vote for me."

The consequences of not showing up for jury duty.

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

The Lottery

"No excuses Roger. It's time to walk fifi."

'Pent' and 'repent' trays on God's desk.

'Mommy loves you but Mommy has to move out. Daddy will feed you, wash your clothes, clean the house, do the shopping, take you to the doctor...'

'Jury duty.'