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God and Other Odd Jobs

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

"Did you do all of this for me?"

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

"You're being sued for cause."

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

"Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays well enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?"

Angel

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

'if the election were being held today, how would you waste your vote?'

'You can't win -- If you didn't vote, you can't complain, and if you did vote, you sanctioned all this!'

'You don't want to see the sausage being made.'

'Any chance of a plea bargain?'

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

Vote here

"I don't have a smidgen of 'Authenticity' but I will get some if it will make you vote for me."

The consequences of not showing up for jury duty.

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"No excuses Roger. It's time to walk fifi."

The Lottery

'Pent' and 'repent' trays on God's desk.

Voter Quiz! Which statement is false? 1. By 2050, Latinos will be 29 percent of the US youth population. 2. There are 15 million American Latino youth, but only a small fraction will stand in line to vote. 3. Five million Latinos will wait in line for the

'Mommy loves you but Mommy has to move out. Daddy will feed you, wash your clothes, clean the house, do the shopping, take you to the doctor...'

'Jury duty.'