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'He prefers to sit indoors and DOS.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Two Daleks fighting

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

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War and Peace

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."