Doze Devotee Gifts

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Overjumpers

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

War and Peace

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'