Water Dowsing Enthusiast T-Shirts

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Lifesaver!

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Walking the Plank.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Freddie's water

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Children playing around a water pump

"I thought it was deeper here."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

Canoe Carriers

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

"I'm feeling generous."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'