Venture Watering Gifts

Watering Money

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bite out of fishing pier.