Wading Gifts

Row vs. Wade

Bitchbark Canoe

The experienced backpacker.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fly Fishing

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fish hunting for men.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Marco ..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'