Waders Wonder Gifts

No 2 Hook

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'You are doing it wrong.'

Canadian Canoe.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"That's the deep end."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Not the Love Boat.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Scuba Diving Devil

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Man struggling to row,

Suez canal blocking.

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"Wow nice jump!"

The Honeymooners.