Water Waders Gifts

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Fishing

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Couple of Pikeys.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Fishing.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"That's the deep end."

Canadian Canoe.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).