Water Wader Gifts

Pale Watery

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'Yes, that's what I said, a tow truck and a boat.'

"He's allergic to pond water."

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Couple of Pikeys.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Save the river.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'