Water Wader Gifts

Pale Watery

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Couple of Pikeys.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Canadian Canoe.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).