Duck Pond Wader Gifts

'I'm sorry son, but in the real world ugly ducklings just grow up into ugly ducks'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Couple of Pikeys.

Mother Duck.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

If that call's for me, I'm not here.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Crafty Fish.

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Overturned boat.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.