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'I'm sorry son, but in the real world ugly ducklings just grow up into ugly ducks'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Mother Duck.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Crafty Fish.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Overturned boat.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.

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