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'How do they feel now?'

Fly Fishing

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Couple of Pikeys.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Planting a Flag on the Summit

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The Thinker

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"I once loved a parade."

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

Water.

Lohengrin

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Be gentle with me!'

Rip Taylor Tide

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Bill Shankland

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

Brunhilda

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

People in the shower

"He's allergic to pond water."

The Ladder

Parsifal

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"