Whimsical Pond Watcher Gifts

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Wildlife

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Frogs

Snowman Driver

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Tadpoles

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

'You know why they call you an old coot, because you are an old coot.'

'Get down from there!'