Wader Wonder Gifts

'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Couple of Pikeys.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"I could never go wireless."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Wow nice jump!"

Flower shows and weed shows.

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

C. Doppler takes a walk.

No 2 Hook

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'How do they feel now?'

Aqueduct Leak

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

'Now I don't want you wandering over to the woman's ward.'

Pale Watery