Wader Wonder Pillows

'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'

Fly Fishing

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Couple of Pikeys.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'You are doing it wrong.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"I could never go wireless."

"Wow nice jump!"

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

Flower shows and weed shows.

"He's allergic to pond water."

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

C. Doppler takes a walk.

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

FAQs. Why is the sky blue? Why do I have to eat my peas? But why? Pt.1. But why? Pt. 2.

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

No 2 Hook

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

Aqueduct Leak

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

"Everyone kept telling me 'Oh, these statues will blow you away.' That's ridiculous. They look stupid, vacant, dull, empty-headed, dopey, ignorant..."

'How do they feel now?'

'Now I don't want you wandering over to the woman's ward.'