"Just once, I'd like to knee some sonofab*tch."
Wading Bird Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wading bird aficionado? Explore our range of uniquely crafted items that capture the charm and elegance of these exquisite birds. Perfect for birdwatchers, nature lovers, or anyone passionate about wading birds, our products blend humor with artistic flair. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, you'll find delightful ways to brighten their day and inspire their avian admiration.
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"That's not how I sat on you."
'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."
"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"
'You know too much!'
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."
Pigeon Little
How about going easy on the carbs
So you're a mocking bird...
'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'
"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
Canada Goose Jackets
"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward
"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."
'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'
"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."
'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'
"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."
Spring Training
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
Wading Bird Aficionado Gifts Collection
Wading Bird Aficionado Mugs
Discover more bird-inspired mugs that showcase the elegance and humor of wading birds—perfect for any bird lover’s collection.
Wading Bird Aficionado Pillows
Add a touch of nature to their decor with our delightful pillows adorned with artistic wading bird illustrations.
Wading Bird Aficionado Prints
Find stunning prints that capture the beauty and wit of wading birds—ideal for decorating any bird lover's space.
Wading Bird Aficionado T-Shirts
Explore our collection of bird-themed t-shirts, featuring charming and witty designs that celebrate wading bird enthusiasts.