Wading Pillows

Row vs. Wade

Bitchbark Canoe

The experienced backpacker.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Fly Fishing

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Fish hunting for men.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Privates Beach"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"They're so like us."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'