Irrigation Technician Gifts

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Okay, dig that one up!

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Blend Schools

"The pH level seems a little off."

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Welsh water sewage

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

'We're de-salting water?'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'The good news is you don't have termites. The bad news is you have beavers.'

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Milk Machine

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

Bugged You

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

'You should have called me sooner.'