Organized Pantry Fanatic Gifts

"Working remotely is great. My commute is a breeze. My co-worker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Tupperware Wolf

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

Mouse shopping after hours

"Frank?"

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

In, out, and back in again trays

"I do too spark joy!"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

It was time to clear out her handbag.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

In/Out boxes: It will be. . . It is what it is. . . What the hell was that.

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Do me a favor - don

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."

'Don't just chuck wood! Stack it neatly!'

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

Self-Storage

"I'm stockpiling food for a 'No Deal' Brexit."

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'