Food Storage Gifts

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

'Everything is spoiled. Don't tell me it's not cyberhacking.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Hard avocados should not be kept in the fridge.

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

A chick hatches in an egg carton left in the refrigerator

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

Tuppermalware

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

Let's get organized

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Folding Container.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"I hate people using the cloud."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Complex Carbs

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour