Storage Solutions Gifts

Folding Container.

Safe Self-Storage

Self-Storage

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"It's easier than trying to remember where you buried everything."

"We're running a special on huge plastic containers to hold all the junk you just bought."

Kangaroo Pocket

Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.

'I was wondering where our wedding portrait was!. . . I bet Burl put it here to keep it safe.'

My boat

"I hate people using the cloud."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Storage Boxes

You Store IT!

Let's get organized

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.