Storage Solutions Guru Gifts

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Let's get organized

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Folding Container.

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

"I hate people using the cloud."

'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Now remember, you can fool some of the people all of the time. Those are the ones you need to concentrate on."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Online Trading

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'