Storage Solutions Guru Mugs

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Let's get organized

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Folding Container.

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"Now remember, you can fool some of the people all of the time. Those are the ones you need to concentrate on."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

My boat

Online Trading

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!