Storage Strategists Mugs

"It's easier than trying to remember where you buried everything."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Folding Container.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

Self-Storage

We've been doing it all wrong – we don't need to take down the white pieces, we need to take down that giant pink thing.

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

"Things to bring up at the next school board meeting: 1. need for more office space..."

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"

Powerful bookends.

"Please stop messing around with the Feng Shui section..!"

"On the other hand it does have plenty of cupboard space."