Storage Savants Gifts

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

Folding Container.

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

New Year 2020

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Piggy Bank ATM

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Wall Street Red Ink.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"Turns out that 'sleeper stock' I sold you was actually in a coma."

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'