Kitchen Decor Lover Mugs

Royal Fridge Magnet

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Baker Romance

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Scales

"Does it come with magnets?"

"That's still too high"

Tin Opening

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'The old one fell apart.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Feng Sushi

Non Drip Paint

"Butt cracker"

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'