Kitchen Decor Lover Pillows

Royal Fridge Magnet

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Baker Romance

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Scales

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Tin Opening

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'The old one fell apart.'

Non Drip Paint

Feng Sushi

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Butt cracker"

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'