Kitchen Organizer Pillows

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

'My marriage ain't gonna work, Bill - the wife stores mugs upside-down instead of right way up.'

All Food Must Be Covered

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

'There is no point in having a spoon rest on the counter for the coffee stirrer, if you're not going to use it!'

"I've invented a new system of placement call 'Fang Chewy'. It's based on where the food is kept!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Inout baskets.

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Cookery Lesson.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Two stressed drinking birds

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."