Fridge Organizer Pillows

"Our fridge stays full of nutritious, low fat food because we usually end up ordering pizza."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say. . .

'Why is it every time I tell you we need to make more room in the fridge, you start with the liquids?'

"Jim had remembered to put a shopping list on the fridge, but he'd forgotten to take it off!"

'Where's the milk? And the veggie platter. . . Gee I wonder what's on the bottom shelf.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Inout baskets.

Fittd shēt

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Dust Bunny

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Two stressed drinking birds

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."