Refrigerator Organizer Pillows

"I don't care if it is a matter of life and death, take the snowman out and put the food back in."

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Two stressed drinking birds

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Carpet Cleaner.

A catch-all is born.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Tin Opening

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Irons In The Fire