Kitchen Organization Enthusiast Pillows

Tupperware Wolf

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Cookery Lesson.

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Tin Opening

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Swiss Kitchen

Cleaner

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'