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Tupperware Wolf

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Cookery Lesson.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Tin Opening

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

Thank you for the wedding present.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

Cleaner

Swiss Kitchen

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

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