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Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Fittd shēt

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

"There's more inside."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Moving in

Catalogue of little books.

Acclaimed mother.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Washing Line Walker