Domestic Organization Enthusiast Pillows

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Organization is not rocket science!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Fittd shēt

"Uh-Oh..."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"There's more inside."

Acclaimed mother.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Catalogue of little books.

Moving in

Washing Line Walker

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Family working together

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .