Domestic Organization Enthusiast Gifts

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Organization is not rocket science!

"Uh-Oh..."

Maybe clean out your wallet

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Fittd shēt

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"There's more inside."

Acclaimed mother.

Moving in

Catalogue of little books.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Washing Line Walker

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Family working together