Domestic Organizer Pillows

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

Let's get organized

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

Summer Outing Planning

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

His and Hers Garage

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

Irons In The Fire

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Untidy bedroom

Carpet Cleaner.