Home Organizer Wannabe Pillows

'Are we hoarders?' 'No, I think we're just slobs.' 'Oh, ok.'

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Can do...No can do

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Summer Outing Planning

His and Hers Garage

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

Carpet Cleaner.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Tupperware Wolf

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."