Kitchenware Designer Gifts

The History of Anti-stick

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Origin of the 'spork'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Flatware Follies.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"So much to do... so little time."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Pop-up toaster.

Teapot

A watched kettle never boils.

'Beijing has plans to put an astronaut on the moon.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

What salt shakers find amusing

Ants take cheese and grater