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The History of Anti-stick

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

I Bake. Deal with it.

Origin of the 'spork'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Flatware Follies.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"So much to do... so little time."

Pop-up toaster.

Teapot

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

A watched kettle never boils.

Ants take cheese and grater

'Beijing has plans to put an astronaut on the moon.'

Bananas eye the blender