Tupperware Collector Gifts

"Once we're in, Frank will get the TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Tupperware Wolf

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Posh Easter Egg

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Teapot Art

'It's a spork!'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Kettle Drum

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Cool bulls.

Bananas eye the blender

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Fork reading newspaper

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'