Tupperware Enthusiasts Gifts

"We met at a tupperware party.£

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Pope tarts.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Tupperware Wolf

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Drinking Hats

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Football Drinks

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

'Could you tell the court if you recognize this.'

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'I've been having an identity crisis since I came out of the drawer,'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

'How do I tell the fork from the spoon?'

Bully in the China Shop

'That guy just gave us the prong!'

"Congrats! It's a spork."

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.