Toupee Enthusiast Gifts

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Trump

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

Casual Friday at HAIRCLUB FOR MEN.

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Washing Massive Cup.

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

Riding a Teapot

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

"I didn't know you were pigeon toed Bert"

Riverdance school

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

Highway cone tepee.

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

Ernie tries to learn from his mistakes but it's like filling a teacup with a fire hose.

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."

'Toupee!'