Toupee Enthusiast Pillows

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Trump

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

Casual Friday at HAIRCLUB FOR MEN.

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Washing Massive Cup.

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

Riding a Teapot

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

"I didn't know you were pigeon toed Bert"

Riverdance school

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

Highway cone tepee.

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."

'Toupee!'

'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'

Tish Marsh - Grow Your Own Wig Kit.

Is that a toupe?

"We met at a tupperware party.£

Pot smoking.