Toupee Collector Pillows

'Toupee!'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Teapot Art

Tupperware Wolf

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

One book... One book... One book...

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Kettle Drum

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Sand Trap.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Cartoonists.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

'I wish they'd do something about the homeless problem around here!'

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

"Actually, we're worth a fortune but it's mostly on papyrus."