Toupee Collector Pillows

'Toupee!'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

One book... One book... One book...

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Tupperware Wolf

Teapot Art

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Kettle Drum

"Which free tote goes best?"

Sand Trap.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Cartoonists.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

'I wish they'd do something about the homeless problem around here!'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."