Playful Toupee Tester Pillows

Tish Marsh - Grow Your Own Wig Kit.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."