Playful Toupee Tester Gifts

Tish Marsh - Grow Your Own Wig Kit.

Polar bear bowling alley

'You may now kick the bride.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

The Fall from Pisa

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'