Tepee Enthusiast Gifts

Highway cone tepee.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

O Christmas Tea

Shall I be mother?

First aid departments

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."