Teepee Creator Gifts

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

New Guy.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"Mind if we play through?"

Golfer couple just married

Washing Massive Cup.

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

"Oh no, you do not walk away when I'm talking to you!"

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'It's something like bronc busting, only you're not up in the air as much.'

Riding a Teapot

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Highway cone tepee.

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

Ernie tries to learn from his mistakes but it's like filling a teacup with a fire hose.

This cowboy life really sucks

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.