Tightrope Artist Gifts

Victim of wireless technology.

"Go find that band in the valley and by all means, make them stop playing that song with a funky groove that I can't resist."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Fly Tightrope walker

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Frankie and Annette.

Hire Wire Act

Trapeze artists commuting

Tightrope Walker.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

Tightrope Walker

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'George and I met on line!'

The Great Laundini

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

High-Wire-Dip

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer